This is how I approach college parties:
I steal my classmate’s hat and abide to his humored suggestions to put all of my hair in front of my face and stand in the corner like a frozen possessed fool.
And then I crawl around on the dance floor like the girl from The Ring. What can I say? I like to make an impression.
(I’m joking about the dance floor crawl. Though it was suggested and I did consider it… But I can’t see behind my hair and I was wearing my happy dance… Maybe next time?)